i was fucking this girl in her apartment lol 45 mins into it we hear a knock at the door i go to the door its police officers
cops make me nervous so i go to the door like
Me: Hello officers how can i help u
Officers: We heard there was a disturbance
Me: what kind of disturbance
Officers: well we’ve had numerous calls of a young woman being murdered or stabbed to death at this residence
Me:
the girl was like:
the cops were like:
i was feeling like:
The moment I knew my dick game was official
24 Saturday May 2014
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